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Swedish Jesus grannies

swedish-grandmotherFor the flight from Amsterdam to Tel Aviv, I sat next to two women who appeared to be in their late 60s. One was thin and angular; the other was plump and round. Both wore gabardine elastic-waist trousers, pastel-coloured windbreakers and sensible, rubber-soled shoes. Their fluffy white hair was indifferently cut; the skin on their unadorned faces was pale and papery. They wore small gold crosses on delicate neck chains. As soon as I had settled into my window seat, they introduced themselves.

“I am Greta,” said the woman seated in the aisle seat. “And this is Helga.” They shook my hand firmly, gazing at me with pale blue eyes. “We are Swedish.” Helga added, “But we speak Finnish between ourselves.”

They told me they were going on an organized tour of the holy sites with their church group. It was Helga’s fourth trip. “I love Israel! I love it so much!” she said. Greta was visiting for the first time. She turned pink with emotion as she described her excitement. “We are going to the places where Jesus walked,” she said, as she showed me the itinerary.

“You know,” said Greta. “We pray for Israel all the time. When the Swedish newspapers and television report bad things about Israel, it makes us angry! We write them letters and we complain.  We know that Israel belongs to the Jews; it says so in the Bible!”

The flight attendant began the pre-takeoff announcements. “She is speaking Hebrew!” Greta said reverently. “No,” I smiled. “That is Dutch.” Greta turned pinker.

In the row in front of us, three Israeli teenage boys with fashionable, spiky haircuts spoke idiomatic Hebrew, filled with Arabic and English slang, as they played with hand-held electronic games.

“Please tell your people,” Greta said, as she looked at me intensely, “That there are people in Europe who love them. We don’t want Israelis to think that those terrible Swedish reporters represent us. They don’t understand anything about God and the Bible. Tell the Israelis that we love them and we pray for them!”

As the airplane lifted off the tarmac, Helga squeezed her eyes shut and raised her open palms off the armrests in an expression of exultation.

Before turning back to an article in the International Herald Tribune about a religious war in the Israeli army, I said to Greta and Helga, “I hope you enjoy yourselves in Israel, and that it meets your expectations.”

“Oh it will!” they chorused. “It is the holy land.”

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20 Comments so far (Add 1 more)

  1. Are the grannies nuanced or fact-based in their approach to the middle east conflict? Obviously, no.

    I have a more complicated question: Is their approach any more nuanced or fact-based than the average Dagbladet reporter?

    Ah Nina, my intelligent friend… Lisa

    1. thebookmistress
    on March 24th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
  2. I’ve never been comfortable with such passionate religious support for Israel, especially by non-Jews. It’s difficult for me to express, but it does not sit well with me. Perhaps one reason is that it pre-empts real discussion of the issues and assumes a position derived exclusively based on faith, and not fact-based evidence.

    For example, I’d have been far more comfortable hearing that these women had told you “Israel belongs to the Jews because undisputed archaeological evidence demonstrates their presence there thousands of years ago and indicates that Jews are indigenous to the land.”

    During operation cast lead I went to a rally in support of Israel on Parliament Hill in Ottawa, but left after 10 minutes because a young man standing next to me had his hands raised-palms up to the sky, his eyes closed and kept repeating things like “save them Jesus. Strengthen them with your hands. Show them the way Jesus, shield them oh lord.” It made me more than a little uncomfortable.

    2. Charlie
    on March 24th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
  3. I wonder if the two ladies were Sweden-Finns or if they came from Tornedalen (and hence may have been laestadians, a charismatic church).

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laestadianism

    3. Jacob Christensen
    on March 24th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
  4. My parents in Israel always complain about Swedish journalism.

    (That was a joke. Sometimes I need to explain that).

    4. People in the Sun
    on March 24th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
  5. Between the “Please tell your people,” and “She is speaking Hebrew!”, it looks like it was a delightful flight indeed.
    Welcome home!

    5. Mo-ha-med
    on March 25th, 2009 at 12:23 am
  6. Loved this. Lucky you didn’t show them that IHT article. Did you?? ;)

    I didn’t show them the article – figured I might bring their religious wrath down upon my head. Lisa ;)

    6. Fay
    on March 25th, 2009 at 9:59 am
  7. I found myself lots of times in this situation: People from abroad that support my country blindly, without letting the details get in their way.
    I usually just smiled and turned away…

    8. Yohay
    on March 25th, 2009 at 10:23 am
  8. Strangely, I received it only now, so i will just repeat what I have already said in FB.
    As a text, it is written so well – so laconic and so precise, that it does not really matter what you are writing about. It is perfect both on the level of a phrase and the overall structure of the story. Details, descriptions are good, not overworked. One thing is connected to another. Cosmopolitan Israeli kids speaking slang – Grannies (the God and the Bible) – Religious wars in Israel (IHT) – a classical short story.

    9. Maxim
    on March 25th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
  9. Just remember how relatively tiny and uninfluential Israel is in comparison to many other mainline nations. A few supportive friends abroad, regardless of their political or religious motivations, doesn’t hurt the scrappy punchy statelet one bit, now does it?

    ::: That used to happen to me all the time on TLV-bound flights. :::

    –ADM

    10. Adam Daniel Mezei
    on March 25th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
  10. The kindest possible expression of religious fundamentalism. If only all fanatics are retired grannies…

    11. Michel S.
    on March 25th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
  11. They were so sweet! G-d bless the grannies.

    12. shortylion
    on March 25th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
  12. As much as some people hate Jews, to that degree many people love them.
    The references to Christian views about Israel made by the ladies are fairly common in the U.S.
    Whenever the subject of Israel comes up some people are vehemently supportive and they typically say things like “Its in the Bible.
    G-d gave Israel to the Jews.
    Jesus was a Jew, not an Arab.”
    Which is true, i.e. that the historical Jesus was a Jew.
    He was reputedly charismatic, brilliant, and sincere.
    A cross between a young Bob Dylan and Paul Newman.
    No one really knows what this Jewish firebrand said or did, but here’s my guess.
    He was a popular young Rabbi.
    He may have tried to modernize or change some of the rituals.
    Perhaps to expand Judaism by popularizing it, by making it more attractive to more people.
    The girls and the women were crazy about this guy.
    And so were the men.
    It happens.
    At any rate, he develops a following and when he is killed his followers come up with the idea of why he died, the miracles and so on.
    My point, if there is one, is that it doesn’t bother me that the Grandmothers expressed views that would sound whacky in some quarters, and cute in others.
    I guess I would prefer it as well, if the ladies justified their ardent support for Israel on archaeology and history.
    Nonetheless, the article was charming and well written.

    13. Michael Blackburn Sr
    on March 26th, 2009 at 3:00 am
  13. MY GOD!!! HOW DARE ANYONE SUPPORT THE JEWISH STATE!!!!

    BARRY!!! I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOUR POINT!!!! ALSO, WHY THE CAPS AND EXCLAMATION MARKS?!!! Lisa

    14. Barry Meislin
    on March 26th, 2009 at 11:43 am
  14. Love for your homeland by outsiders should never be taken for granted. It has positive economic, political, and social consequences. We cannot and should not control or denigrate others’ positive, peaceful appreciation of a place or people. The fact that these elderly women’s faith gave them strength and joy in traveling to a challenging place like the middle east, gave one rapture in a jet take-off, instead of nail biting nerves is to be admired, even if from some intellectual distance.

    Though not on the same level, my home, New Orleans, tends to engender strong feelings in people from all over the U.S. and the world–many love the city with an absurd, fantasy-like fervor, while others are needlessly harsh and hateful. To me, it’s home, the place I work 5-6 days a week from dawn to dusk and relax at my house with my family when I can. I don’t think much about the French Quarter, or the great, haute cuisine restaurants. It’s not Mardi Gras or Jazz Fest every weekend. There aren’t running gun battles or drug dealers on every corner either. Yet all of that and much more exists at times and places that are, to me very familiar. NOLA is a marvelous, imperfect, endangered place very much worthy of the love of strangers, guests, and locals. I think Israel is, too–even moreso. One reason I, too, love Israel is that she is the cradle of my civilization–the “Judeo-Christian” culture that, through twists, turns, and reversals, brought Europe and the rest of the world to a more humane and progressive level of culture. My views are probably a lot more nuanced and historical than the unquestioning faith-based approaches of the Swedish Grannies, but does that make either of our affections and support for Israel less worthy?

    Ay U, my story is not about judging whether or not one’s affection for Israel is worthwhile. It is about the differing perspectives one brings to that love. For example, those three Israeli teenagers probably love their country too – but they are secular and Jewish, so their feelings are predicated on different values than those of the Christian Swedes, just as mine is. If the Swedish Jesus Grannies are happy and they’re not hurting anyone, I’ve got no problem with them. Lisa

    15. Ay Uaxe
    on March 26th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
  15. My comment was more in response to other commenters than to your post, Lisa, which, btw, very kindly and beautifully expressed your tolerance, friendliness, and the complexity of our jet-linked world, with its variety of language and culture. It is a happier world in which we focus on understanding others, rather than fixating on ourselves and how we “feel”.

    16. Ay Uaxe
    on March 26th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
  16. Lisa,

    As one of the millions of completely assimilated half-jewish Americans who’ve never even been to Israel, I follow media coverage about Israel fairly closely. I depend on your blog for the human side of things there. I, like the Swedish grandmas, really want Israel to succeed, prosper, and last. I hope to visit someday. However, I’m really disturbed by the topic alluded to in your mention of article about the religious war within the Israeli military. I’m especially horrified by the recent news reports of Israeli military t-shirts which make such light of the killing of Palestinians. (“One shot, Two kills” w/ a picture of a pregnant Palestinian woman on one of the t-shirts) This to me is so despicable not just for its brutality, insensitivity, and overall evilness, but also for the public relations debacle it presents for Jews in general and Israel in particular. I am really hoping that you will address this issue in your blog because I value your perspective so highly. Thanks for all your good work.

    Hi Justin, I was expecting someone to ask me about the T-shirt story. It’s quite a hot topic in the Hebrew blogosphere, but I haven’t seen any serious references from Anglo-Israeli bloggers. I’d rather go see the dentist about my suspiciously sensitive molar than write about moral issues in the IDF, so I think I’ll just take the easy way and offer some translations from the Hebrew-sphere. Just one observation – and I want to emphasize that this does not excuse, qualify or detract from the gravity of the story: these incidents of dehumanization are not unique to Israeli soldiers. You find them in every army. It’s just that when the perpetrators are “your own,” you take it personally. Understandably so. Lisa

    17. Justin
    on March 26th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
  17. Yes! Please translate! That’s how I found your blog in the first place was b/c of your wonderful translation of that famous author’s (sorry, I forgot his name) elegy for his son who died in the last Lebanon war. And by the way, get that molar checked out. Kind Regards, Justin

    18. Justin
    on March 28th, 2009 at 3:54 am
  18. gotta love old grannies

    19. lars shalom
    on March 28th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
  19. Im going to play the role of the angry arab here to be honest. I loved the way you wrote this Lisa (as always!) , but I still don’t get how up until today some Euro/Anglo-Saxon-Christians feel sympathetic towards the Israeli state that was based on the Zionist thoughts, when it was the Jews that crucified Jesus! I have to admit, my knowledge on the subject isnt on a platonic level, but can someone tell me where exactly does the bible mention a ‘state’ of Israel? It is well known that all the holy books wrote about the ‘tribe/people of Israel’ (including the Quran), which is an ancient tribe that existed in this region for thousands of years and co-existed peacefully with the Muslims for a long time, but the whole concept of states (by that i mean independent countries) in this region didnt come about until late 19th century, when the Islamic Caliphate was about to be abolished and the Ottoman empire was grasping its final breath, while the Psyches-pekoe truce was being drafted somewhere in London.

    But then i think again … bravo to the Israeli lobby for managing to absorb the cultural animosities that have existed between the Muslims and Anglo/Euro-Christians since the start of the Islamic expeditions deep into Europe surmounting in Andalusia and Muslim presence in East Europe/Italy/Greece etc… hundreds of years ago and turn it on the Christian side into the support for existence of the Israeli state and its “noble”,”peace loving” people. Ironic, but it worked well for them. I dont blame the Swedish grandmas for thinking this way, I congratulate the british/euro zionist movement of the late 20th century that worked its way down the years to get here!

    Firas…. Dude! I’m publishing this comment because I know, based on our correspondence, that you don’t mean to offend anyone, but on most blogs this would be interpreted as a flaming comment. Do check your history – e.g.,. the Romans crucified Jesus (not the Jews), but let’s leave that aside because I’m much more interested in the present.

    The much-discussed Israel lobby has existed only for a couple of decades, and it is a US phenomenon that has nothing to do with Europe in general or Scandinavia specifically. I promise you, the “lobby” is not reaching out to convert people in the frozen north.

    The Swedish grannies are, as Jacob points out below, adherents of a 19th-century Scandinavian Christian group. I doubt they’ve even heard of the “lobby,” since they speak English poorly and live a sheltered life. In fact, these Scandinavian Christians set up colonies in the holy land during the Ottoman times. You’ll have to ask them about their interpretation of the Bible, but it has nothing to do with Walt, Mearsheimer or the lobbying system in the United States. Lisa

    20. Firas Kay
    on March 29th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
  20. Lisa sorry for offending anyone, that defiantly wasn’t my intent. Sorry for claiming the Jews crucified Jesus, a bit of a confusion there with something else, as I said, im not too knowledgeable about the history of religions in general, was never really interested. But recently ive been connecting some dots together, about everything from the Roman period to the Islamic times up to Spain, then the battle for Spain and so on. Where I come from, its almost taboo to discuss that stuff in schools (because of Lebanon’s sectarian issues), we hardly know our country’s history unfortunately, but that’s not an excuse, one has to read as much as he can.

    So again sorry if anyone got offended, didn’t mean it, a bit of ignorance from my part.

    That said, it cant be denied that the Zionist movement early last century gained support from the British mainly, and managed to create a cause for itself.

    As for the lobby, I wasnt implying that they were targeting the Scandinavian north, but I do believe that in a world witnessing a war of cultures, they did a pretty good job in manipulating anti-Islamic feelings it into a pro-Israeli stance, starting from the US and expanding into Europe. It becomes easy for 19th century Scandinavian christian groups and their likes to accept the pro-Israeli stance, since it bodes quite well with their on-going cultural clash with the Muslims. That was my point, but I might have gone about it in a wrong manner.

    21. Firas Kay
    on March 30th, 2009 at 2:53 pm

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