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Aaaand another fruitcake for the Middle East Insane Asylum

The following is a letter that was sent today to Pinchas Buchris, the Israeli Defense Ministry Director-General. To paraphrase the person who sent it to me, it just goes to show that this conflict is all about who owns the hummus!

Hummus by Liormania on Flickr, Creative Commons

Hummus by Liormania on Flickr, Creative Commons

Dear Mr. Buchris,

On behalf of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) and our more than 2 million members and supporters worldwide, I am writing to propose an idea that would draw attention to how simple it is to reduce violence. I’ve attached a copy of a poster that we hope you will allow us to post on both sides of the Gaza Strip and West Bank barriers. The sign depicts what the world wants to see: Israelis and Palestinians breaking bread together, something that often seems unachievable. The meal is vegetarian-the only diet that does not involve bloodshed-and the poster carries the slogan “Give Peas a Chance,” which is inspired by John Lennon’s song about war. We have also included the statement “Nonviolence Begins on Our Plates: Go Vegetarian” on the sign in both Hebrew and Palestinian-Arabic.

Throughout the Middle East and the world, animals raised for their flesh, eggs, and milk routinely suffer physical and emotional pain, terror, and death. Certainly, these are horrors that humans come to understand during times of war. Treated as inanimate objects who are not worthy of our respect, many animals are still conscious and able to feel pain as they are skinned and dismembered-something that can only be described as torture. Although we are often powerless to stop much of the violence in the world, every time that we sit down to a meal, we can make the choice not to participate in violence against animals.

While choosing a falafel sandwich over a lamb chop might not create instant peace, it will reduce the amount of preventable suffering in our world, which is valuable in and of itself. International peacemaker Mohandas Gandhi said, “The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.”

Please let me know that we have your permission to place these posters on the barriers. Thank you for your consideration.

Very truly yours,
Ingrid E. Newkirk
President

Update: Mohamed took the time to go over to the PETA blog and confirm that this is not a joke. Voila, the posters.

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8 Comments so far (Add 1 more)

  1. Well, problem solved. I would have suggested a pastry funnel full of cream cheese frosting and a 40 of Rheinlander, but I’m old fashioned.

    1. Curt
    on February 4th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
  2. lol curt!

    This is insane Lisa, sometimes PETA gets ridiculou and why are they sticking their unwanted noses in this business.

    2. Halla
    on February 4th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
  3. I thought it was a joke: apparently, it isn’t. (check the poster they want to put up.. cool plates.)

    As for the Ghandi quote.. I’m more of a fan of Dostoyevsky’s “The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons”. Seems more appropriate.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, my veal steak is waiting.

    3. Mo-ha-med
    on February 4th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
  4. I’ve been saying the same thing all along about so-called “Czech” food and the Bavarian real deal. Why have the Bavarians not launched a suit against the Czech government for thieving their national dishes?

    4. Adam Daniel Mezei
    on February 5th, 2009 at 1:29 am
  5. I dont get why PETA are involving themselves in this issue. This debate about hommous and falafel can go for a long time, but it is without a doubt that since the Israeli people are a mixture of different nationalities (in origin i mean), then they are not going to have a unified culture, and thus it makes sense to steal the culture of the land they stole! I know my words might not go kindly with some people but that’s the reality! The Jews have traditional customs and so but it doesnt mean that this belongs to the Israelis, not all Jews are Israelis of course. Israel came into existance in the last century, it is highly unlikely that they would have invented homous and falafel in that period, but the Arabs are bad losers and it always takes them half a century to wake up and smell the coffee!

    5. Firas Kay
    on February 5th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
  6. That’s hilarious. If there is anything that might unite Jewish Israelis and Palestinians, it would be objections to PETA.

    6. Yehudit
    on February 8th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
  7. Zohan anyone? Adam Sandler is not all that dumb after all.

    7. Rami
    on February 11th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
  8. Note the soccer ball (another symbol of peace/unity) in the corner.

    8. B.BarNavi
    on February 12th, 2009 at 5:12 pm

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